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"The Cap'n" Warren Miner

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Jul 08, 2009
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Your Dirty Mind ?
by: Thecapn

Ahoy !

I'm sure you can imagine

It's simple as can be

The place and the process

The players he and she

She whispers will it hurt

Of course not says he

It's just a simple process

Just rely on me

It's getting rather painful

As the tears come to her eyes

It's getting VERY painful

It MUST be quite a size !

Now calm your self my Darling

His face holds no sin

Open slightly side ways

So i can get more in..............................

As i'm telling you this ditty

He's a DENTIST

You will find

It's NOT what YOU were thinking........!

It's just your dirty mind !

HAR HAR HAR !

{wink}

Sail On !

The Cap'n

Jul 08, 2009
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Cap'n Who
by: The Cap'n

He sits an' stares across the sea

As if lookin fer somethin'

Ah know not whut it be

But ever day ah come ta find

Agin thar he sits but the ol' man is blind

Whut compells him as he sits thar

Starin' off ta sea from his old wooden chair

The loves he has known

The love he has found

Though age creeps on slowly

Hearts fire can't be drowned

The mist a the ocean

The smell a the sea

An' somewhere out thar

His destiny......

Ah ventured one day ta spend just a few

A talkin' betwixt us just us two

He talked a his darin'

He spoke a his crew

As ah listened intently

Naught else could ah do

Than he turned ta me as he spoke a love true

"She's out thar somewhere lad"

Ye know it be true

So if ah don' make it

Ye know whut ta do

DELIVER ME MESSAGE

Ah'm a countin' on you

Tell her ah spent me whole life on this sea

Ta find her embrace

Ah know not where she be.......

Ah turned as ah heard a "Rufflin' " a sails

A MIGHTY ship sailin' straight up through the swells

Ah turned back ta notice the old man was pale

His spirit had left him

he'd spun his last tale

But as ah turned back

Ah was held in AWES grip

Fer thar stood The Cap'n

In her arms on the ship.....

As they sailed away

Ah knew it be true

Ah had the honor a knowin'

The GREAT Cap'n Who !

"May ye sail on a sea a love"

ETERNALLY !

"The Cap'n"

Warren Miner

Jul 08, 2009
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A hundred bucks !
by: The Cap'n

AHOY THAR !

Here is a joke fer ye...........

This guy walks in and proudly displays his new tattoo of a hundred dollar bill on his penis to his wife........
His wife is shocked and asks him.....
Why the hell did you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on yer penis ?
To which he proudly replied.....
WELL.... i have always liked to play with me money ?
AND i CERTAINLY like to watch it grow !
Besides............
Now ye won't have to go to the mall every time ye feel like blowin' a hundred ?

HAR HAR HAR !
{wink}

Sail On
"The Cap'n"

Jun 30, 2009
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Ahoy!
by: Mia

Hey Capn,

Welcome aboard the Better-sex-4-women ship :)

I absolutely love your poetry and hope you'll be sharing more with me and my readers!

Best wishes,

Mia :)

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