So i can get more in..............................
As i'm telling you this ditty
He's a DENTIST
You will find
It's NOT what YOU were thinking........!
It's just your dirty mind !
HAR HAR HAR !
{wink}
Sail On !
The Cap'n
Jul 08, 2009 Rating
Cap'n Who by: The Cap'n
He sits an' stares across the sea
As if lookin fer somethin'
Ah know not whut it be
But ever day ah come ta find
Agin thar he sits but the ol' man is blind
Whut compells him as he sits thar
Starin' off ta sea from his old wooden chair
The loves he has known
The love he has found
Though age creeps on slowly
Hearts fire can't be drowned
The mist a the ocean
The smell a the sea
An' somewhere out thar
His destiny......
Ah ventured one day ta spend just a few
A talkin' betwixt us just us two
He talked a his darin'
He spoke a his crew
As ah listened intently
Naught else could ah do
Than he turned ta me as he spoke a love true
"She's out thar somewhere lad"
Ye know it be true
So if ah don' make it
Ye know whut ta do
DELIVER ME MESSAGE
Ah'm a countin' on you
Tell her ah spent me whole life on this sea
Ta find her embrace
Ah know not where she be.......
Ah turned as ah heard a "Rufflin' " a sails
A MIGHTY ship sailin' straight up through the swells
Ah turned back ta notice the old man was pale
His spirit had left him
he'd spun his last tale
But as ah turned back
Ah was held in AWES grip
Fer thar stood The Cap'n
In her arms on the ship.....
As they sailed away
Ah knew it be true
Ah had the honor a knowin'
The GREAT Cap'n Who !
"May ye sail on a sea a love"
ETERNALLY !
"The Cap'n"
Warren Miner
Jul 08, 2009 Rating
A hundred bucks ! by: The Cap'n
AHOY THAR !
Here is a joke fer ye...........
This guy walks in and proudly displays his new tattoo of a hundred dollar bill on his penis to his wife........
His wife is shocked and asks him.....
Why the hell did you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on yer penis ?
To which he proudly replied.....
WELL.... i have always liked to play with me money ?
AND i CERTAINLY like to watch it grow !
Besides............
Now ye won't have to go to the mall every time ye feel like blowin' a hundred ?
HAR HAR HAR !
{wink}
Sail On
"The Cap'n"
Jun 30, 2009 Rating
Ahoy! by: Mia
Hey Capn,
Welcome aboard the Better-sex-4-women ship :)
I absolutely love your poetry and hope you'll be sharing more with me and my readers!
