Sexy Quotes

Sexy quotes




I love sexy quotes, don't you? Some are funny; some are a bit naughty... hope you have fun reading - and using - them!

Here are some of the best sexy quotes I've found (and I'll add more as I find them).



Best Sexy Quotes

'Sex is, perhaps, one of the last great natural joys, available to prince and pauper'. -Anne Hooper

'Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.' -Swami X

'Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it's the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.' -Author Unknown


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Funny Sexy Quotes

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.' - Woody Allen

'There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.' - Lynn Lavner

'You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.' -Drew Carey

'Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.' -Woody Allen

'Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.' -Woody Allen

'When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.' -Author Unknown

'Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.' -Woody Allen

'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.' -Billy Crystal

'Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.' - Steve Martin

'I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.' Elton John.

'A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing.' - Phyllis Diller

'My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.' - Woody Allen

'I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.' - Woody Allen

'I know nothing about sex because I was always married.' - Zsa Zsa Gabor

'Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.' - Ian Fleming


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Love Sexy Quotes

'There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.' -Friedrich Nietzsche

'When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.' -Euripides

'At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.' -Plato

'Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.' -Voltaire

'Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.' -Lord Byron

'They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love.' -William Shakespeare


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Kissing Sexy Quotes

'Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.' - Anonymous

'Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.' - Chinese Proverb

'Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.' -Rene Yasenek

'Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.' - Albert Einstein

'The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.' -Emil Ludwig

'To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.' - Janeane Garofalo

'Stolen kisses are always sweetest.' - Leigh Hunt

'In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.' - French Proverb

'There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.' - Winston Churchill

'I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.' - Chico Marx

'I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.' - Jonathan Swift

'Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.' - Bernard Meltzer

'A kiss may ruin a human life.' - Oscar Wilde


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