Sexy Quotes
I love sexy quotes, don't you? Some are funny; some are a bit naughty... hope you have fun reading - and using - them! Here are some of the best sexy quotes I've found (and I'll add more as I find them).
Best Sexy Quotes'Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.' -Swami X 'Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it's the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.' -Author Unknown
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