Anal Sex Stories

Anal is the New Black

A lot of my readers have been asking for anal sex stories. If the following essay on anal sex does nothing to fuel your experimentation fire, I dare say nothing will....

An extract from 'Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl' by Belle de Jour

Hands up if you remember when big-name porn stars didn’t go there, when no one said it out loud, when the only people who made regular trips up the poop chute were gay men and prostate examiners. A man who suggested his wife grab her ankles and take it like a choirboy was probably courting divorce, or at the very least burnt suppers for a month.

As with the mass amateurisaton of everything, though, anal has gone mainstream in a big way. Girls who used to ask whether you can go down on a boy and still be ‘technically’ a virgin now wonder whether opening the back door still leaves you theoretically pure.

Hurray, I say, because anal’s wonderful. Then again I had the benefit of being introduced to the practice gently and considerately over a matter of weeks, by a man whose desire for me to be able to take him inspired the necessary patience to persevere. He started with massaging and stimulating the anus, then moved on to inserting his own well-lubed fingers. It wasn’t long before small vibes were introduced. When we finally got to the main event, I was begging him to do it.

And other folks must be catching on too, because simply everyone does it these days. By the time it was mentioned on Sex and the City, all my friends shrugged. ‘So what?’ they said. ‘We’ve been doing it for yonks. I fully anticipate by next year Charlotte Church will have a glittery T-shirt that reads ‘My Barbie takes it up the shithole’. Maybe I should make one and send it to her.

Yes, anal. The new black… ‘

(For more anal sex stories, learn about Belle de Jour at the Belle de Jour blogspot.)

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